List of Characters

Current Characters[]

Bronlonius[]

Race: Deva

Class: Invoker

Bio: An immortal of sharp thinking and sharper judgement. As a lad he may have interned with the Raven Queen.

Slamhammer McTwistyknickers[]

Race: Dragonborn

Class: Fighter

Bio: Don't let his name fool you - he likes to put things in his cloaca and then tell you about it.

Galmoran Bel'alan[]

Race: Dwarf

Class: Cleric

Bio: Stocky but sensitive, he can cure most anything but a broken heart. Likes milk.

Evander Rumbrave[]

Race:Human

Class: Ranger

Bio: A stealthy marksman with social anxiety and questionable motivations. He has sworn allegiance to Hammond.

Hammond the Great[]

Race: Human

Class: Barbarian

Bio: Often drunk and always hairy, no shirt can contain his girth.

Geos Cucullati[]

Race: Half Elf

Class: Sorcerer

Bio: Exceedingly smooth, suave and shameless. Also able to unleash devastating magic should the art of seduction prove insufficient.

Varroa Candiru[]

Race: Tiefling

Class: Rogue

Bio: Sneaky and stabbity, she strikes from the shadows to silence seditious sinners.

Pendleton Rime[]

Race: Gnome

Class: Bard

Bio: Hails from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow. A-ah-ahh-ah. A-ah-ahh-ah.

Past Characters[]

Kake[]

Race: Tiefling

Class: Wizard

Bio: The son of a wizard academy dean, he likes the spell Mage Hand a little too much.

Current Whereabouts: Filling barrels with his patented skin creme "Wizz Jizz."

Ta'kal[]

Race: Warforged

Class: Warlord

Bio: Friend to Bolthemus, he was loaned to the crew after they left Bharad Kazarak with the Wizards Three.

Current Whereabouts: Last seen facedown in a ditch, legs kicking the air, muttering "Recalculating... recalculating..."

Grimaldo[]

Race: Half-elf

Class: Warlock

Bio: With his cane, striped shirt, key, glasses, and fey hat, all the ladies wanted to know "Where's Grimmy?"

Current Whereabouts: Reportedly has returned to the employ of the great wizard Bolthemus.

Banmarden[]

Race: Wilden

Class: Battlemind

Bio: A tree-man that will punch you in the face just because he likes you.

Current Whereabouts: Presumably punching suckas under the colors of King Magnai III.

Tauranus[]

Race: Minotaur

Class: Barbarian

Bio: Once dipped his scrotum in a pool of death water, just to see what would happen.

Current Whereabouts: Understudy mascot for 3rd largest beef skewer restaurant in Rhye.

Vimak[]

Race: Goliath

Class: Runepriest

Bio: Liked spelling and jumping. A lot.

Current Whereabouts: Finalizing his latest invention: a "Jump... to Conclusions" mat.

Tanga[]

Race: Razorclaw Shifter

Class: Rogue

Bio: A sneaky, sexy lady cat with a knack for the underhanded.

Current Whereabouts: On a boat.

Brasera[]

Race: Razorclaw Shifter

Class: Druid

Bio: Sister to Tanga, she rode a horse and had a butler.

Current Whereabouts: Bored with the status quo, she now has a horse and rides the butler.

Deceased Characters[]

Hans O'Furygh[]